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**The Dumb Fun Awards for CES 2025: A Look at the Silly, Stupid, and Occasionally Wholesome**

CES (formerly the Consumer Electronics Show) is the biggest tech convention of the year, helping set the stage for all the wonderful gadgets we’ll see over the next 12 months. Amidst the quadcopters, questionably benevolent robots, and devices with fancy flexible screens, there are many small things that make CES a one-of-a-kind event. To highlight some of the silly, stupid, and occasionally wholesome things we encountered at the show this year, we present the very unofficial Dumb Fun awards for CES 2025.

**Cutest Digger – Komatsu PC01E-2**

Komatsu’s PC01E-2 looks like a children’s playground toy, except that it actually works and is really goddam cute. You almost want to walk over and pinch that little bucket until it turns pink. But it’s not all fun and games because this little digger is meant to help excavate things — even in tight spaces. In fact, it’s small enough to fit in most elevators, so if you run into a situation where you need to get some digging done, say, on the roof, Komatsu’s got you.

**Most Likely to be Vaporware – FX Super One**

We generally try to be optimistic about new tech. But ever since Faraday Future announced its first concept car back in 2016, the company has made less than 20 cars in total. And for the massive accomplishment of producing less than two dozen vehicles, Faraday Future’s founder and CEO went and gave themselves raises. Now at CES 2025, the company is trying to make a comeback with its new line of FX EVs, except that it couldn’t even be bothered to paint them. That special camouflage automakers use is usually meant to help hide a vehicle’s design before it gets announced, not make it look like a half-finished product at its own press event. So, while there’s always a chance a company turns it around, don’t be surprised if you never see a FX Super One on the road.

**Most Adorable – Mirumi**

This robot is designed to do one thing – hold onto your arm and stare cutely at things as you walk around. It’s basically a puffball with eyes and a clinginess that can’t be denied. And I will protect and cherish it with my life.

**Most Worrisome – Human Operator’s Drone Demo**

Everyone is always worried about when our robot overlords are going to come and conquer us. Except it’s the humans we should probably be worried about the most. That’s because during a demo for Unitree’s robot, its human operator fumbled the controller, resulting in the robot basically tackling our very own Karissa Bell. Human or robot, that’s just not OK.

**Worst-Looking Product – Shark’s Red Light Mask**

Look, taking care of your skin is important. It’s the largest organ in your body after all! But if traditional moisturizers, creams, and exfoliants aren’t enough for you, I’m not convinced Shark’s red light mask is the answer. A mask that looks like a traffic cone has not exactly instilled confidence in us.

**Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)**

Q: What’s the Dumb Fun Awards?
A: The Dumb Fun Awards is a humorous look at some of the less serious, less impressive, and sometimes just plain weird things we saw at CES 2025.

Q: Why are you being so hard on Faraday Future?
A: We’re not being hard on them; we’re just acknowledging that, well, they have a spotty track record.

Q: Is the Mirumi really that adorable?
A: Yes, it is!

Q: What’s the deal with the human operator’s drone demo?
A: We’re not sure, but it was definitely concerning.

Q: Is Shark’s red light mask actually supposed to work?
A: Who knows? We’re not experts, but we’re skeptical.

**Conclusion**

CES 2025 was a whirlwind of excitement, innovation, and sometimes just plain weirdness. While we can’t say we loved everything we saw, we’re glad we got to share some of the more… interesting moments with our readers. Here’s to next year’s Dumb Fun Awards!**The Chillest Booth at CES 2025: AARP’s Pickleball Court**

The Consumer Electronics Show (CES) is known for its bustling atmosphere, with attendees rushing from booth to booth to check out the latest gadgets and innovations. However, one booth stood out from the rest for its unique approach to relaxation: the AARP’s pickleball court.

The AARP, a nonprofit organization dedicated to empowering Americans 50 and older, decided to take a break from the hustle and bustle of CES and set up a pickleball court on the show floor. The result was a surprisingly chill atmosphere, with attendees of all ages gathering to play and socialize.

**Company with the Most FOMO: Jackrabbit**

In a bold move, Jackrabbit decided to skip attending CES 2025, citing the overwhelming nature of the event. However, instead of simply opting out, the company sent out an email pitch claiming to be “perfect for CES, but smart enough to skip it.” This move was met with skepticism, with many wondering if Jackrabbit was simply trying to get attention without putting in the effort.

**The Horniest Booth: Handy**

In a surprise twist, the Handy booth at CES 2025 took the title for the horniest booth. The company, known for its sex tech products, had a selection of kinky gadgets on display and even offered attendees the chance to spin a wheel for a prize. The result was a booth that was more than just a little bit… enthusiastic.

**Other Notable Booths**

* MSI’s concept CPU cooler with a built-in turntable was a standout, featuring a happy little dragon sitting atop its throne.
* Lenovo’s ThinkPad X9 14 and 15 Aura Edition laptops were notable for their sleek designs and impressive specs.
* Dell’s new unified branding was met with mixed reactions, with some praising the move and others lamenting the loss of the XPS name.

**FAQs**

Q: What is the AARP’s pickleball court?
A: The AARP’s pickleball court is a unique booth at CES 2025 that features a pickleball court on the show floor. Attendees can gather to play and socialize.

Q: Why did Jackrabbit decide to skip CES 2025?
A: Jackrabbit claimed to be “perfect for CES, but smart enough to skip it.” However, many speculate that the company was simply trying to get attention without putting in the effort.

Q: What is the horniest booth at CES 2025?
A: The Handy booth takes the title for the horniest booth, featuring a selection of kinky gadgets and a wheel-spinning contest.

**Conclusion**

CES 2025 was a wild ride, with a wide range of booths and products on display. From the chillest booth (AARP’s pickleball court) to the horniest booth (Handy), there was something for everyone. Whether you’re a tech enthusiast or just looking for a unique experience, CES 2025 had it all.